we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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