Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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