Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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