Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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