the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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