tonight lets celebrate not being married
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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