Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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