Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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