I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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