Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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