After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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