Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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