super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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