Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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