i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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