we're blogging at a bar
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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