So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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