Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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