your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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