Non-Jews are for practice
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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