She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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