chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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