There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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