one might say we're banned from that church
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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