Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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