I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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