Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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