I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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