I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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