ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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