There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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