You just made me feel so damn special
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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