He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
