when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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