no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There r osticjed everywhere
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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