You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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