So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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