Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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