God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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