i just wanna soil my oats bro
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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