At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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