Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
organizing the empties. That sober.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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