can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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