we're blogging at a bar
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
