Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
