Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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