I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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