Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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