I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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