Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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