Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
