so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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