sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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