If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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