If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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