all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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