What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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