remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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