pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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